President Trump employs the National Guard at a press conference in order to provide him with a standing ovation. 

Donald Trump reportedly deployed the National Guard to a press conference Tuesday in order to provide him with a standing ovation.

President Trump employs the National Guard at a press conference in order to provide him with a standing ovation.

Excerpted from The Onion. 

WASHINGTON—Activating the reserve military forces to assist in the urgent mission, President Donald Trump reportedly deployed the National Guard to a press conference Tuesday in order to provide him with a standing ovation. 

“We received orders from the commander-in-chief at approximately 0600 hours to mobilize all available units in the D.C. area to the White House press briefing room, where personnel were instructed to supply a thunderous round of applause at the conclusion of President Trump’s prepared statements,” said Chief of the National Guard Gen. 

Joseph Lengyel, noting that hundreds of reserve troops had been directed to clap and cheer after Trump spoke on such hot-button issues as the economy and his relationship with the press.

“The National Guard is prepared to swiftly respond to the president’s need for vocal adulation. We’ve got boots on the ground in cities across the U.S. to answer the call for ovations at rallies, diplomatic meetings, treaty negotiations, and all other manner of official appearances.”

At press time, dozens of troops had been marshaled to chant the president’s name as he signed executive orders dismantling the Affordable Care Act.

President Trump actually ordered troops from the National Guard to be his cheering squad at a press conference.  Yes. He. Actually. Did. That!  Please add your comments below.


That “standing ovation” President Trump refers to was the National Guard he ordered to appear at the CIA.  Things are not always what they appear to be on TV.  Another phony trick by the phony Trump. Mitt Romney said it right “He’s a phony, a conman, a fraud.”  So what other tricks and cons does he have up his sleeve? 

Advertisements

Author: justmystyleboutiques

Just My Style Boutiques

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s